Perfectly representing the Democrat Party, a party that has been fundamentally transformed into the party of coastal elites and sexual deviants and perverts, Arizona Democrat gubernatorial candidate Noah Dyer appeared on Comedy Central’s “The Daily Show” Thursday night to brag about his being a sex fiend.
Just hours before progressive pervert and disgraced former Democrat Congressman Anthony Weiner reportedly is set to plead guilty to texting pictures of his schlong to underage girls, Noah Dyer said that he wants to be “totally honest and transparent” in his bid to unseat Republican Arizona Governor Doug Ducey in the 2018 gubernatorial election.
“I’ve had a lot of casual sex and sex with married women,” Dyer claimed.
“Come again? Tell me again, what office again are you running for?” The Daily Show’s Desi Lydic asked, looking confused.
“Governor of Arizona,” he answered.
“You know we’re recording this,” she reminded.
“I’ve had a lot of sex. I intend to keep having sex,” he replied.
Lydic informed Dyer that she wanted to stay a family show and not get too graphic but asked him to expand.
“Group sex with lots of people…” he started.
“Say no more,” she surrendered, raising her hands.
“Text sex, I’ve recorded a video having sex,” he continued.
Bill Clinton, eat your heart out!
Under a page entitled “Scandal and Controversy” on his campaign website, Dyer admits these “nitty-gritty details of his personal life” and more, such as having a “nearly $100,000 negative net worth,” and “has technically been homeless, and has enjoyed extended periods of couch surfing, living in offices, and other uncommon living arrangements.”
At the end of the interview, Democrat candidate Noah Dyer and Desi Lydic take to the streets to interview ask a few random Arizonans if they would consider voting for Dyer considering his very dirty laundry.
Not surprisingly and somewhat hilariously, the answer is unanimously a solid “no.”